Never likely to stay in the same country for too long, this blog is a lifeline for all those desperately in need of knowing the news of Kerryn. Or Kezza, as she likes to be called…

Without giving enough infomation out to invite her own personal stalker (she actually has enough currently, but openings may be available next year), she’s in her 20s, a little bit different and completely not compelled to a life in the suburbs just yet. Maybe in the suburb of some remote african village though…

She reveres unpredictability and loathes unreality. Long romantic walks on the beach are for long romantic people, of which she is not one.

Most likely place to be found: On the net searching for visa information.

Most likely thing she’ll forget: anything not written down.

Love Language of choice: quality time violence

You should get to know her because: she will enrich your life with absurb arguments

You will know which one she is because: she’ll be the one you can’t contact.

 

As dictated to Hershey Formitza, personal assistant.

One Response to “Who in the World is Kerryn Kapitola?”

  1. Elizabeth said

    Why have you never informed me of a way to stalk you. This is so much better than facebook. Thanks for posting the link!

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